200670
Joke of the Day
"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
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"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"
"Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ... Me: Or you'll what?"
"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."
"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"
"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"
"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."
"A joke you can only tell to a nerdy black guy. Your mom's so fat, scientist had to come up with a new name for her. A super massive black hole."
"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."
"Little Susie goes to the doctor... Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a stethoscope on her back and says, ""Ok now, big breathes."" Susie says, ""I know! And I'm only 12!"""