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Joke of the Day

"'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song about over-inflating your mammals."

"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."

"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."

"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about you and how you were pretty much good with everything. By you I mean Nutella."

"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."

"This year's Brits will always be remembered for its fabulous tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!... Featuring the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies."

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"