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Joke of the Day

"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"

"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"

"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."

"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"

"Did you hear about the shooting at the Kanye West concert? It was awful, they missed..."

"[bank robbery] ""Todd, where the hell is the getaway car?"" TODD: *zooming up on a Segway* FOSSIL FUELS ARE RUINING THIS PLANET, GARY"

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"

"Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX *cue snare drum*"

"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"

"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"