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Joke of the Day
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"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."
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"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise)."
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