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Joke of the Day

"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."

"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."

"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"

"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"

"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"

"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"

"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"

"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"