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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country? A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater."
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"What do you call a black man with a pegleg SHIT ON A STICK *im going to hell*"
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"
"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."
"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"
"Wearing Your Wedding! A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"
"I'm only two people away from having a love triangle."
"Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green."