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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country? A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater."
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"Women... are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"
"women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there"
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"My middle finger will be answering all questions today!"
"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."
"My girlfriend found lipstick on my collar and thought I was cheating on her so now I only let my collar wear makeup when she's out of town."
"what weighs more on the moon than on earth? a helium baloon"
"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."