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Joke of the Day

"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."

"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"

"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"

"Pink Panther's to do list: to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo!"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"

"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"

"If I could have been any Monarch in history I would have been George the 6th But with asthma. That way I could introduce myself by saying I'm King George... and Wheezy."

"What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson? The crime rate."

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"