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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."
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"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."
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"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."
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"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
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"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"
"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"