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Joke of the Day
"I made up a joke about the 4th dimension It's about time."
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"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."
"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."
"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."
"[staff meeting] ""Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"""
"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"
"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."