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Joke of the Day

"Officer, if you are what you eat... Then I'm an innocent man."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"

"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"

"Why was the bullet train behind schedule? Because it had a bad conductor."

"What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm."

"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."