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Joke of the Day
"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."
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"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."
"When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what? We do."
"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."
"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."
"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet."