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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"

"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "

"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""

"If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl."

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"[during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off."

"You know you're getting old when ... the doctor tells you to slow down and the cops tell you to speed up."