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Joke of the Day
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder"
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"Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it."
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"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"My wife said she would come back home to me if I promised to give up my obsession with wanking on the staircase. I said, ""Okay, but can we take it one step at a time?"""
"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."
"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."
"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"
"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."