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Joke of the Day

"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"

"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."

"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"

"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"

"I was yelled at after church today, Apparently ""Jeez and crackers"" is not an appropriate name for the Eucharist."

"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."

"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"

"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"