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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
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"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."
"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."
"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"Ask me if I'm a snail! No. This joke works much better if you say it to the other person like they're an idiot for asking."
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."