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Joke of the Day

"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."

"We get it, Charmin. Bears love to shit."

"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"

"Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field!"

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar? The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her"

"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company"

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"everyone i ever dated is impressed when i namedrop foreign authors but never bothers to check if they're just ikea product names (they are)"