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Joke of the Day

"Stole a bunch of extra long q-tips from the doctor. Who wants to party?"

"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."

"At first, I never understood why my parents had a bitter relationship Until I realized my birthday was 9 months after my dad's..."

"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""

"Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself"

"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"

"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."

"Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar."

"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large"