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Joke of the Day
"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"
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"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"
"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."