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Joke of the Day
"Your mother's so fat... she listens to Jimmy Buffet."
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"""Kumail. Kumail. K. U. M. No. M. Just write Jason."" - me right after ordering coffee"
"Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!"
"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"
"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."
"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."
"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."
"Duck Joke A duck walks into a bar. The ducks say, ""1 beer please. And put it on my bill."" I'll be here all week"
"I bought some shoes from my dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."