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Joke of the Day

"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"

"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't cum on an apple before i eat it."

"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."

"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."

"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him moody."

"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."

"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."