199722

Joke of the Day

"I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me... Like it's my fault they don't have Windows..."

"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."

"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"

"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."