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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."

"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"

"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."

"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"

"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."

"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"