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Joke of the Day

"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death."

"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""

"Romeo & Juliet.doc... ...is a play on Word."

"The ""we're going to need a bigger boat"" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."