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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."
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"I had to get a drug test today.. I got pissed."
"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
"It's getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don't want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly"
"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."
"[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT ""FIGHTING"" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT"
"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."
"I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge."