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Joke of the Day

"What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage? No, thanks, it's just carrion..."

"What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep? ""I herd that!"""

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."

"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""

"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."

"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"

"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."