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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !"

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"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"
"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"
"Have you heard about the dyslexic robber who ran into a bank? He screamed: ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!"""
"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."
"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"
"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."