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Joke of the Day
"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."
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"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."
"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"
"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."
"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."
"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."
"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"
"[in Batmobile] Superman: Hey Batman: Sup? S: Promise you won't be mad? B: [sighs] I asked if you had to go before we left the Batcave!!"
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."