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Joke of the Day

"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."

"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"

"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."

"How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water"

"Got a secondhand robot. Practically good as new! Just a few nicks and scratches, and a tendency to murder."

"A female plumber? Yeah, I'd tap that."

"Reddit gold is a lot like Nazi gold Accumulated over the corpses of people you've burned"

"If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh."