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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"
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"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."
"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""
"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."
"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."
"A small tattoo I'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."