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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"

"If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"

"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, ""why the long face?"""

"Star trek predicting future technology? How do we know apple won't be around long? Because Captain Picard uses an android."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."