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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests."

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"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"
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"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
"heres a joke your life"
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