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Joke of the Day

"Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they've probably only been dating 6-8 months."

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"

"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"

"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."

"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"

"Welcome to Business Job. Squeeze my hand and I'll squeeze yours. There, now we're acquaintances. Here's your 3 walls and chair."

"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"

"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" -Lee Harvey Oswald"