199312
Joke of the Day
"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"
Next Joke
"DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who's Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*"
"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
"People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch."
"What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-ass band"
"If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts... Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""