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Joke of the Day

"Hey people who cold call my cell phone: I've got a better way for you to make money with your mouth."

"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never on your side."

"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."

"did you know they are planning a sequel to fifty shades of grey in which both leads are played by men? they are gonna call it fifty shades of gay"

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."

"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"

"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"