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Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."
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"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."
"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."
"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"
"Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste... But distill hasn't found what he's looking for."
"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."
"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."
"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""