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Joke of the Day

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"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"ME: u know what they say, drink with one eye open WIFE: they don't say that, you're drunk ME: *closes other eye* it is very dark in here"

"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"

"5 years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that girl to marry me. She said no both times."

"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"

"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."