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Joke of the Day

"""Jared"" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ... ... he later deleted the image and replied ""Oops, wrong sub."""

"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."

"When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue"

"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"

"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"