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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!"
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"Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut!"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."
"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."
"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"
"""Its not you. Its me."" ~ twins going through a photo album"