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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut!"
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"My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me."
"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."
"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"
"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""
"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
"What do you call a fish out of water? Dry! As told by my 3 year old son."