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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"
Next Joke
"Be myself? BE MYSELF?!?! You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?"
"Do you think a contortionist would go on a date with me? Even if I couldn't fit in her box?"
"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."
"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."
"Daddy daddy, why do I keep walking in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"
"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"
"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."