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Joke of the Day

"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."

"Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around."

"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""

"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."

"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"

"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."

"What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."

"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."