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Joke of the Day

"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"

"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."

"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."

"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"

"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."