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"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."
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"There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?"
"Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search."
"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."
"After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change."
"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."
"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""
"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""