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Joke of the Day
"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."
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"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"
"My girlfriend accidentally shoved a pair of glasses up my ass... Now my hindsight is 20/20"
"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."
"6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name"