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"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on me."
"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"
"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."
"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"
"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"