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Joke of the Day
"Three friends partner to setup a law firm. They are Ivanna Firm, Harry Butt and Richard Ox."
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"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."
"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."
"""Its not you. Its me."" ~ twins going through a photo album"
"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""
"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."
"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"I Need a Drink"
"what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision? a beaver cleaver"
"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."