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Joke of the Day
"Three friends partner to setup a law firm. They are Ivanna Firm, Harry Butt and Richard Ox."
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"A man and a boy are walking through the woods.. The boy turns to the man and says, ""these woods sure are scary."" The man turns to him and says, ""you're telling me, I have to walk back alone."""
"Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks."
"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."
"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"
"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."
"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."