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Joke of the Day

"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"

"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""

"Arguing with an engineer is like mud wrestling a pig... You'll never win and eventually you'll figure out that the pig likes it."

"A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large."

"Why did 10 go missing? Because 9/11."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The get to the other side"

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"The cow says ""Moo."" The pig says ""Oink."" The dog says Ed..ward."

"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"