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Joke of the Day

"Why did 10 go missing? Because 9/11."

"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"

"When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed."

"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference"