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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now."

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."

"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."

"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."

"What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common? Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it"

"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"

"I'm human, but I never got to go to space. Dogs and monkeys *aren't human, but they did. That's the gist of my lawsuit against NASA."

"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."