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Joke of the Day

"*Bee lands on flower covered in another flower's pollen* FLOWER: What's that? BEE: I can explain F: I don't want to hear your lies, Ian"

"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"

"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."

"Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE"

"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."

"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"

"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."

"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."